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📮 Same day shipping on all orders placed before 11:30AM PST, Monday - Saturday.
📦 FREE UPS 2nd Day shipping on all orders over $200+ Select that option at check out.
📦 FREE USPS Ground shipping on all orders over $100+ Select that option at check out.
IMPORTANT MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND UPDATE REGARDING SHIPPING

There will be no packages shipped on Saturday May 23rd we will be closed for Memorial Day Weekend. (We will still process payments for orders that come though on these days but no mail will go out)
Reminder: There is NO mail delivery or UPS delivery Monday May 25th due to the holiday.
This means if you need to stock up and have product this week you will need to order an overnight delivery by Thursday May 21st which would arrive Friday May 22nd. If you order on Friday May 22nd you will need to select the Saturday UPS delivery option to get your package on Saturday. Orders that don’t make the cutoff of 1pm PST on Friday May 22nd won’t ship until Tuesday May 26th This is a long time without getting packages make sure you plan ahead for this current holiday weekend coming up! If you have a special circumstance you will need to DM me to arrange something ahead of time. Local Pickup: There will also be no local pickup Saturday. Sunday & Monday you will need to arrange with me a specific time via DM if you need to meet up.
REMINDER: There is no “Happy Memorial Day” please do not say this.. it’s a day of mourning for the men and women who gave their lives for our freedoms.
Saturday Shipping
There will be no shipping on Saturday September 12th as I will be out of town and unavailable to even make emergency accommodations. Please plan accordingly. All orders placed after our cutoff today (Friday 11:30am PST) will ship out on Monday September 14th.
New 7oh Tabs Coming soon!
We will be adding more stock later today and Monday
Syrup Pancakes 20mg
Island Cherry Breeze 20mg
Banana Split 30mg
Strawberry Milkshake 50mg
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We are not going anywhere either just because any of our products may get banned. We already have replacements lined up. Please email me to join our Discord, this is where you will get all of our latest product offerings.
PLEASE read our FAQ before emailing us. https://www.alkaloidbros.com/faq/
We are extremely busy and most of the questions we get through email are answered in our FAQ.
If we’re slow in responding to emails we’re sorry, we’re processing a ton of orders
We have a new Discord server up. If you would like to join, please send an email to hello@alkaloidbros.com to get the join link, or click here to message me. You will need to apply to join. Sorry Nigeria.. no more scamming in our server